Darklord recent movie reviews:

Idiocracy ****
Genres: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R for language and sex-related humor.
Starring: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Sara Rue, Terry Crews  
Directed by: Mike Judge  
Produced by: Michael Nelson, Mike Judge, Michael Rotenberg  
I laughed until I cried. Sad but true story about the future of this planet. The basic story is alot more unintelligent people start procreating and the smart people do not, by the time the future rolls around it is filled with idiots.

Accepted- ***
Genres: Comedy and Teen
PAA Rating: PG-13 for language, sexual material and drug content.
Starring: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer  
Directed by: Steve Pink  
Produced by: Louis G. Friedman, Brian Lutz, Mark Perez  
Good movie would see it again. Basically the story of a kid who blows his entire time in high school screwing around. When it come time to apply for colleges no one will accept him, so he makes his own college out of an old psych ward. Everyone else who cant get into normal colleges apply here.

Bench Warmers - ***
Genres: Comedy and Sports
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and suggestive humor, and for language.
Starring: Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Heder, Jon Lovitz, Craig Kilborn  
Directed by: Dennis Dugan  
Produced by: Barry Bernardi, Allegra Clegg, Jack Giarraputo  
Another good movie. Funny with a positive message. A group of men who were outcasted most of their adolescent life. The last kids picked for sports. Now all grown up its time to take revenge on the jocks of the past.

Lady In The water *
Genres: Science Fiction/Fantasy and Thriller
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for some frightening sequences.
Starring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Freddy Rodriguez, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban  
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan  
Produced by: Samuel L. Mercer, M. Night Shyamalan, John Rusk  
A building manager rescues a woman from death to find out that she is a character from a story. Now she is trying to get back to her own world. He starts falling in love with the character. Ok honestly fell asleep. This movie hgeld my attention about as long as drying paint does.

The Covenant - ***
Genres: Suspense/Horror, Thriller and Teen
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, some disturbing images, sexual content, partial nudity and language.
Starring: Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Laura Ramsey, Taylor Kitsch, Toby Hemingway 
Directed by: Renny Harlin 
Produced by: Andre Lamal, James McQuaide, Roger Mincheff 

Nice special effects. Good story. Suspensefull.
A group of high school kids who have recieved powers at birth from an old covenant that thier grandparents started back in the salem days. The powers they recieve can help them accomplish anything. However everytime they use their powers their life shortens. Suspensfull twist I cannot add. Rent this one.

Is this enough? Good suggestion. If it is not please tell me what else you would like to see and I will be more than happy to write it in.

Over the Hedge -****
Genres: Comedy, Kids/Family, Animation and Adaptation
MPAA Rating: PG for some rude humor and mild comic action.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell, Wanda Sykes, William Shatner  
Directed by: Tim Johnson, Karey Kirkpatrick  
Produced by: Bill Damaschke, Jim Cox, Bonnie Arnold  
A good funny family movie with lots of loveable characters. This story also teaches a good lesson about selfishness. A racoon gets in trouble for stealing all of a bears food. He has one season to replace it before the bear hibernates again so he joins a group of other animals and try to steal it al from the humans on the other side of the hedge

Secrets of Angels, Demons & Masons -(Documentary) ****
Its a bit hard to find the rest of the information.
A documentary that tells of the truth and fiction behind the book angels and demons. This documentary explores several artists of the past as well as some cover ups by the vatican. The second part explores some Free Masonry. I liked it . Was very informative with alot of information I never knew before.

American Haunting-**
Genres: Drama, Science Fiction/Fantasy and Adaptation
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for intense terror sequences and thematic material.
Starring: Rachel Hurd-Wood, James D'Arcy, Sissy Spacek, Donald Sutherland, Matthew Marsh (II)  
Directed by: Courtney Solomon  
Produced by: Nelson Leong, Simon Franks, Zygi Kamasa  
Based on true story in Tennessee in the 1800s, a demon haunts a teenage girl and her family. It is based on the alleged only documented true case in U.S. history of a spirit causing a person's death.
I cant tell much more because it sets up a plot twist. I found this movie hard to watch and the plot twist a little disturbing. It was a supensfull movie however it could have stayed on the shelf.

The Naked Mile-***
Genres: Comedy and Teen
Rating: Not Rated
The stifflers are back again in another American Pie movie. This is about a Stiffler that is actually a virgin. What???? Yep. Will he hold on to his virginity evewn after being pressured to live up to the family name? Even when the college tradition is to run a totally nake marathon? Guess you will have to see it. It was an ok flick with some funny parts. Helps to be an American Pie fan.

Beer Fest-**
Genres: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive crude and sexual content, language, nudity and substance abuse.
Starring: Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Steve Lemme, Kevin Heffernan, Jay Chandrasekhar 
Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar 
Produced by: Michael Beugg, Thomas Tull, William Fay 
The story all starts when the grandpa of the family dies. He leaves behing a legacy of beer fest. Now the decndent boys of the family need to travel to Germany for Beer Fest and try to live up to the family name. Oh and the whole plot revolves around a beer recipe. This movie was ok I guess. I would definitly see it on cable but wouldnt spend my money on it.

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby - ***
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy and Sports
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for crude and sexual humor, language, drug references and brief comic violence.
Starring: Will Ferrell, David Koechner, Sacha Baron Cohen, John C. Reilly, Michael Clarke Duncan 
Directed by: Adam McKay 
Produced by: Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Sarah Nettinga 
The story of Ricky Bobby. A some what unintelligent man who grew up without a father. A man destined to chase a dream in nascar. Ricky and his best friend from childhood are teamates and friends until a near fatal crash wich threatens his relationship and Nascar career. What happensa after the crash? Is he reunited with his father? How about his nemises the french dude? Watch and see. Not telling you everything. I liked it. Wasnt drop dead funny it was Will Farrell funny. Its worth renting.

Clerks 2 - ****
Genres: Comedy and Sequel
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive sexual and crude content including abberant sexuality, strong language and some drug material.
Starring: Brian Christopher O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith 
Directed by: Kevin Smith 
Produced by: Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Carla Gardini 
A sequel to Clerks 1. Jay and Silent Bob along with the cast of Clerks 1 are back again. This time they are in the fast food industry. Welcome to Moobys. Honestly no real plot alot of things going on a couple of losers still stuck in low paying jobs in their 30's. This movie is filled with tastless humor. I loved it. If your ready for a  little interspecies erotica along with some juvinile fun this is a good movie.

Ice Age: The Meltdown-***
Genres: Comedy, Kids/Family, Animation and Sequel
MPAA Rating: PG for some mild language and innuendo.
Starring: Ray Romano, Chris Wedge, Peter Ackerman, Caitlin Rose Anderson, Connor Anderson 
Directed by: Carlos Saldanha 
Produced by: Chris Wedge, Christopher Meledandri, Lori Forte 
Sequel to Ice Age 1 with some added characters. The world is affected by global warming. The caps are melting and the old gang is reunited on another adventure to find high ground. Along with a bit of a lovestory about a mammoth that thinks she is a possum. Will that squirrel thing finally get the nut? Will the two mammoths fall in love and make babies? Watch and see. I liked it. Wasnt any better or worse than the first one. It was an entertaining hour and some change.

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Open Season -***
Genres: Comedy, Kids/Family and Animation
MPAA Rating: PG for some rude humor, mild action and brief lanuage.
Starring: Paul Westerberg, Ashton Kutcher, Martin Lawrence, Debra Messing, Gary Sinise  
Directed by: Jill Culton, Roger Allers, Anthony F. Stacchi  
Produced by: John Carls, Steve Moore (IV), Michelle Murdocca
What happens when you reintoduce a domesticated full grown bear into the wild with a guide that is a antlerly changed and not very smart? Thats right Open Season. Not only do they have to survive the wilderness but it is also, yep you guessed it hunting season. It is worth the rent. I think they could have kept a little more of there antihunting stereotypes to themselves but still a good movie.

Thankyou and get ready for another instalment

School for Scoundrals-***
Genres: Comedy and Remake
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for language, crude and sexual content, and some violence.
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Michael Clarke Duncan, Horatio Sanz 
Directed by: Todd Phillips 
Produced by: Harvey Weinstein, Bob Weinstein, Hal E. Chester 
Roger is a kind of a loser and meter maid. Eeewww I know. Well anyway one of his friends suggests this secret school to help build his self confidence. However its not a self help school its a school of hard knocks. Funny hard knocks. I liked it. Thought it had its funny parts. This one is worth the rent all the way.

Farce of the Penguins-*
Genres: Comedy
MPAA Rating: R for pervasive crude sexual content and language.
Starring: Christina Applegate, Lewis Black, Monique Imes, Tracy Morgan, Jason Biggs 
Directed by: Bob Saget 
Produced by: Bob Saget, David Permut 
A comical knock off of "March of the Penguins" and various wildlife documentaries. Cant say much more alot of penguins walking around and voices put to it. It made me want to sleep. Sure it had its funny parts but you get bored waiting for them. Dont bother. Previews are way better than the actual movie.